{"product_id":"the-lancashire-creamery-100ml-shortfill","title":"The Lancashire Creamery 100ml Shortfill","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Lancashire Creamery 100ml Shortfill \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProper dessert vaping in a bottle you can actually get through. The Lancashire Creamery is a UK-made \u003cstrong\u003e100ml shortfill\u003c\/strong\u003e range built around rich, creamy, pudding-shop flavours, mixed at \u003cstrong\u003e70\/30 VG\/PG\u003c\/strong\u003e so it throws thick vapour through a sub-ohm tank. Each bottle arrives as \u003cstrong\u003e0mg\u003c\/strong\u003e nicotine-free liquid in a \u003cstrong\u003e120ml\u003c\/strong\u003e bottle, leaving headroom for a couple of nic shots if you want strength.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is aimed at DTL vapers who fancy something sweet and full-bodied rather than another fruit-and-ice bar salt. Five dessert flavours plus a Best Flavour pick. It sits comfortably in the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/piratevapes.co.uk\/collections\/100ml-shortfills\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"100ml Shortfills\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100ml Shortfills\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/piratevapes.co.uk\/collections\/high-vg-e-liquid\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"High VG E-Liquid\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHigh VG E-Liquid\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e lines at Pirate Vapes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy vapers choose this:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA 100ml bottle lasts, so a dessert flavour you like is topped up for weeks rather than gone in a couple of days like a small bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e70\/30 high VG builds dense, slow clouds that carry cream and caramel notes well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSold at 0mg so you set your own strength with nic shots, or vape it nicotine-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUK-made, mixed here rather than shipped in from overseas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecyclable bottle with a childproof cap and tamper seal as standard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Lancashire Creamery Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy Does 70\/30 Suit a Sub-Ohm Tank?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause a higher \u003cstrong\u003eVG\u003c\/strong\u003e content means thicker liquid, and thicker liquid is what sub-ohm coils are built to wick and vaporise. You get bigger, softer clouds and a rounder mouthfeel than a thin 50\/50 could manage. Run it through a decent sub-ohm setup, and it comes into its own. Pair it with the right \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/piratevapes.co.uk\/collections\/dtl-tanks\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"DTL Tanks\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDTL Tanks\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e and the dessert notes really fill out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZero Nicotine, Your Call on Strength\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery bottle ships as \u003cstrong\u003e0mg\u003c\/strong\u003e. That leaves you in charge. Vape it nicotine-free, or add up to two 10ml \u003cstrong\u003enic shots\u003c\/strong\u003e to bring it to around 3mg. If you want a hand picking the right ones, the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/piratevapes.co.uk\/collections\/nicotine-shots\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Nicotine Shots\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNicotine Shots\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e section has 18mg options that slot straight into the headroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDessert Done Properly\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a fruit range wearing a cream hat. The Lancashire Creamery leans fully into pudding territory: \u003cstrong\u003ecaramel, biscuit, ice cream, cheesecake\u003c\/strong\u003e. The flavours are built to be smooth and indulgent, the sort of thing you reach for in the evening rather than an all-day sharp fruit. Sweet, yes, but rich with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade in the UK\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe whole range is \u003cstrong\u003emixed in the UK\u003c\/strong\u003e using quality ingredients, which is worth knowing when so much dessert juice gets shipped in from abroad. It means tighter quality control and a consistent pour bottle to bottle. Small thing, but it shows in how clean the flavours taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKind to Your Coils?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair question, because sweet dessert liquids are famous for gunking coils faster than fruits do. The high sugar-style flavourings will darken cotton over time, so keep a few spares handy and change them when the taste dulls. Stock up on the right \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/piratevapes.co.uk\/collections\/vape-coils\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Vape Coils\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVape Coils\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for your tank, and you will not be caught out mid-bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Lancashire Creamery Flavours List\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFive dessert flavours in the range, plus a Best Flavour option if you would rather let us choose. Everything here sits on the sweeter, creamier end. The crew favourites below are the ones to try first.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#buttons\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCaramel Choo Choo\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCaramelised Biscuit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMint Choc Chip\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRaspberry Ripple\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrawberry Cheesecake\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to Set Up the Lancashire Creamery Shortfill\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo minutes of mixing, then a bit of patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeel the tamper seal and unscrew the childproof cap from the 120ml bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePour in your nic shots, up to two 10ml 18mg shots for roughly 3mg, or skip this entirely to keep it at 0mg.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCap it and shake hard for a good minute so the nicotine and flavour distribute evenly through the thicker VG base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet it stand for ten minutes before the first vape, giving the mix time to settle rather than firing it straight off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor a deeper flavour, leave it a day or two in a cool, dark cupboard. High-VG desserts often taste rounder after a short rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFill your tank and start at a sensible wattage for your coil, building up until the clouds and flavour sit right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the Lancashire Creamery Box\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou get a \u003cstrong\u003e120ml bottle \u003c\/strong\u003efilled with \u003cstrong\u003e100ml of 0mg dessert shortfill\u003c\/strong\u003e in your chosen flavour, sealed with a \u003cstrong\u003echildproof cap \u003c\/strong\u003eand \u003cstrong\u003etamper band\u003c\/strong\u003e. Depending on the option you select at checkout, nic shots may be included to add yourself. There is no device, tank, or coil in the box, since this is e-liquid only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBuilt for Sub-Ohm Tanks, Not Tiny Pods\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003e70\/30\u003c\/strong\u003e blend is designed for sub-ohm and DTL gear: dedicated sub-ohm tanks, RDAs and higher-powered kits running low-resistance coils. That is where the thick VG wicks properly, and the dessert notes open up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat it will not suit is a small MTL pod or a starter pen. The liquid is too thick for those narrow wicks, and you will get dry hits. As a \u003cstrong\u003e0mg shortfill\u003c\/strong\u003e, it also fits neatly alongside the wider \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/piratevapes.co.uk\/collections\/nicotine-free-e-liquid\" target=\"_blank\" title=\" Nicotine Free E-Liquids \" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eNicotine Free E-Liquids\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e range if you vape without nicotine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAbout The Lancashire Creamery\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Lancashire Creamery is a UK dessert-liquid specialist that does one thing and does it well: \u003cstrong\u003ecreamy, indulgent pudding flavours\u003c\/strong\u003e. Rather than spreading across fruits, menthols and everything else, the brand keeps a tight dessert-forward lineup of ice creams, custards and bakery-style blends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 100ml shortfills run a \u003cstrong\u003e70\/30 High-VG Recipe\u003c\/strong\u003e for sub-ohm vapers, while the same flavour ideas appear in smaller nic salt bottles elsewhere in the family. It is a straightforward, no-nonsense British dessert range for people who take their sweet vape seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStock Up and Save\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDessert flavours are the kind you settle into, so a \u003cstrong\u003e100ml bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e is the sensible buy once you have found your favourite. Grab a couple of flavours at once and rotate them through the week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery order from \u003cstrong\u003ePirate Vapes\u003c\/strong\u003e ships same day when placed before 4 pm, boxed carefully so the bottle arrives intact. Free Pirate Post kicks in on orders over £40. Sold as a \u003cstrong\u003e0mg shortfill\u003c\/strong\u003e, TPD compliant, over 18s only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eConclusion\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Lancashire Creamery 100ml shortfill is a solid pick for sub-ohm vapers who want a \u003cstrong\u003erich, UK-made dessert liquid\u003c\/strong\u003e without paying boutique money. You get \u003cstrong\u003e100ml of 70\/30 juice\u003c\/strong\u003e, five creamy flavours plus a Best Flavour option, and the freedom to keep it nicotine-free or top it to around 3mg with nic shots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you are a fruit vaper curious about desserts, start with one bottle and see. Browse the wider \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/piratevapes.co.uk\/collections\/e-liquids\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"E-Liquid Range\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eE-Liquid Range\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e or head back to \u003cstrong\u003ePirate Vapes\u003c\/strong\u003e to pick your flavour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes the Lancashire Creamery 100ml shortfill contain nicotine?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo, it is sold at 0mg. You can add up to two 10ml nic shots to reach around 3mg, or vape it nicotine-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow do I get The Lancashire Creamery 100ml to 3mg?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd two 18mg 10ml nic shots to the 100ml, cap it, and shake well. That fills the 120ml bottle at roughly 3mg.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWill The Lancashire Creamery 100ml work in my pod kit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot really. At 70\/30, it is too thick for small MTL pods and will struggle to wick. Keep it to sub-ohm tanks and higher-powered kits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow long does a bottle of The Lancashire Creamery 100ml last?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends how hard you vape. Chain-vaping at high wattage can go through 100ml in a week or so, while lighter use stretches it much further.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs The Lancashire Creamery 100ml very sweet?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a dessert range, so yes, though it leans rich and creamy rather than sharply sugary. Think puddings, not sweets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is The Lancashire Creamery 100ml made?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn the UK. 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