The Lancashire Creamery 100ml Shortfill

The Lancashire Creamery 100ml Shortfill 

Proper dessert vaping in a bottle you can actually get through. The Lancashire Creamery is a UK-made 100ml shortfill range built around rich, creamy, pudding-shop flavours, mixed at 70/30 VG/PG so it throws thick vapour through a sub-ohm tank. Each bottle arrives as 0mg nicotine-free liquid in a 120ml bottle, leaving headroom for a couple of nic shots if you want strength.

It is aimed at DTL vapers who fancy something sweet and full-bodied rather than another fruit-and-ice bar salt. Five dessert flavours plus a Best Flavour pick. It sits comfortably in the 100ml Shortfills and High VG E-Liquid lines at Pirate Vapes.

Why vapers choose this:

• A 100ml bottle lasts, so a dessert flavour you like is topped up for weeks rather than gone in a couple of days like a small bottle.

• 70/30 high VG builds dense, slow clouds that carry cream and caramel notes well.

• Sold at 0mg so you set your own strength with nic shots, or vape it nicotine-free.

• UK-made, mixed here rather than shipped in from overseas.

• Recyclable bottle with a childproof cap and tamper seal as standard.

The Lancashire Creamery Features

Why Does 70/30 Suit a Sub-Ohm Tank?

Because a higher VG content means thicker liquid, and thicker liquid is what sub-ohm coils are built to wick and vaporise. You get bigger, softer clouds and a rounder mouthfeel than a thin 50/50 could manage. Run it through a decent sub-ohm setup, and it comes into its own. Pair it with the right DTL Tanks and the dessert notes really fill out.

Zero Nicotine, Your Call on Strength

Every bottle ships as 0mg. That leaves you in charge. Vape it nicotine-free, or add up to two 10ml nic shots to bring it to around 3mg. If you want a hand picking the right ones, the Nicotine Shots section has 18mg options that slot straight into the headroom.

Dessert Done Properly

This is not a fruit range wearing a cream hat. The Lancashire Creamery leans fully into pudding territory: caramel, biscuit, ice cream, cheesecake. The flavours are built to be smooth and indulgent, the sort of thing you reach for in the evening rather than an all-day sharp fruit. Sweet, yes, but rich with it.

Made in the UK

The whole range is mixed in the UK using quality ingredients, which is worth knowing when so much dessert juice gets shipped in from abroad. It means tighter quality control and a consistent pour bottle to bottle. Small thing, but it shows in how clean the flavours taste.

Kind to Your Coils?

Fair question, because sweet dessert liquids are famous for gunking coils faster than fruits do. The high sugar-style flavourings will darken cotton over time, so keep a few spares handy and change them when the taste dulls. Stock up on the right Vape Coils for your tank, and you will not be caught out mid-bottle.

The Lancashire Creamery Flavours List

Five dessert flavours in the range, plus a Best Flavour option if you would rather let us choose. Everything here sits on the sweeter, creamier end. The crew favourites below are the ones to try first.

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• Caramel Choo Choo
• Caramelised Biscuit
• Mint Choc Chip
• Raspberry Ripple
• Strawberry Cheesecake

How to Set Up the Lancashire Creamery Shortfill

Two minutes of mixing, then a bit of patience.

1. Peel the tamper seal and unscrew the childproof cap from the 120ml bottle.

2. Pour in your nic shots, up to two 10ml 18mg shots for roughly 3mg, or skip this entirely to keep it at 0mg.

3. Cap it and shake hard for a good minute so the nicotine and flavour distribute evenly through the thicker VG base.

4. Let it stand for ten minutes before the first vape, giving the mix time to settle rather than firing it straight off.

5. For a deeper flavour, leave it a day or two in a cool, dark cupboard. High-VG desserts often taste rounder after a short rest.

6. Fill your tank and start at a sensible wattage for your coil, building up until the clouds and flavour sit right.

What's in the Lancashire Creamery Box

You get a 120ml bottle filled with 100ml of 0mg dessert shortfill in your chosen flavour, sealed with a childproof cap and tamper band. Depending on the option you select at checkout, nic shots may be included to add yourself. There is no device, tank, or coil in the box, since this is e-liquid only.

Built for Sub-Ohm Tanks, Not Tiny Pods

The 70/30 blend is designed for sub-ohm and DTL gear: dedicated sub-ohm tanks, RDAs and higher-powered kits running low-resistance coils. That is where the thick VG wicks properly, and the dessert notes open up.

What it will not suit is a small MTL pod or a starter pen. The liquid is too thick for those narrow wicks, and you will get dry hits. As a 0mg shortfill, it also fits neatly alongside the wider Nicotine Free E-Liquids range if you vape without nicotine.

About The Lancashire Creamery

The Lancashire Creamery is a UK dessert-liquid specialist that does one thing and does it well: creamy, indulgent pudding flavours. Rather than spreading across fruits, menthols and everything else, the brand keeps a tight dessert-forward lineup of ice creams, custards and bakery-style blends.

The 100ml shortfills run a 70/30 High-VG Recipe for sub-ohm vapers, while the same flavour ideas appear in smaller nic salt bottles elsewhere in the family. It is a straightforward, no-nonsense British dessert range for people who take their sweet vape seriously.

Stock Up and Save

Dessert flavours are the kind you settle into, so a 100ml bottle is the sensible buy once you have found your favourite. Grab a couple of flavours at once and rotate them through the week.

Every order from Pirate Vapes ships same day when placed before 4 pm, boxed carefully so the bottle arrives intact. Free Pirate Post kicks in on orders over £40. Sold as a 0mg shortfill, TPD compliant, over 18s only.

Conclusion

The Lancashire Creamery 100ml shortfill is a solid pick for sub-ohm vapers who want a rich, UK-made dessert liquid without paying boutique money. You get 100ml of 70/30 juice, five creamy flavours plus a Best Flavour option, and the freedom to keep it nicotine-free or top it to around 3mg with nic shots.

If you are a fruit vaper curious about desserts, start with one bottle and see. Browse the wider E-Liquid Range or head back to Pirate Vapes to pick your flavour.

FAQs

Does the Lancashire Creamery 100ml shortfill contain nicotine?

No, it is sold at 0mg. You can add up to two 10ml nic shots to reach around 3mg, or vape it nicotine-free.

How do I get The Lancashire Creamery 100ml to 3mg?

Add two 18mg 10ml nic shots to the 100ml, cap it, and shake well. That fills the 120ml bottle at roughly 3mg.

Will The Lancashire Creamery 100ml work in my pod kit?

Not really. At 70/30, it is too thick for small MTL pods and will struggle to wick. Keep it to sub-ohm tanks and higher-powered kits.

How long does a bottle of The Lancashire Creamery 100ml last?

Depends how hard you vape. Chain-vaping at high wattage can go through 100ml in a week or so, while lighter use stretches it much further.

Is The Lancashire Creamery 100ml very sweet?

It is a dessert range, so yes, though it leans rich and creamy rather than sharply sugary. Think puddings, not sweets.

Where is The Lancashire Creamery 100ml made?

In the UK. The whole range is mixed here using quality ingredients.